On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...