Chick With No Arms or Legs?
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The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Child sent to bed
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yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!