The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...