Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...