Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!