Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...