Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...