A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!