Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...