Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...