Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...