Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...