One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...