Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
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