A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...