A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?