Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...