Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
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Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...