Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...