Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.