Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....