Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...