Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...