Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...