George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...