The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Emacs acronyms
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Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...