Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...