Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...