Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...