Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...