Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Three blind mice!
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Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
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You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Go to the hospital
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How to Hug
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Some very common traits in two drunks
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Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
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