Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...