Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”