Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...