Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...