Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...