New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...