Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...