Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...