Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.