Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...