Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...