Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...