Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...