Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.