Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...