Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!