Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...