Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...