You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...